Needs

“Jennifer’s single again”. said Larry.

“No shit? Dan’s out of the picture? Huh.” said Isaac.

“She’s a good looking woman.” examined Larry as if he were kicking the tires of a used car.

“Oh yes, she’s very pretty, and she carries it well. Not in the way that says “I’m beautiful and I know it” but in a classier, almost shy way in which she acknowledges it.”

“I think I might ask her out.” said Larry.

“Well my friend, go for it. A woman like Jennifer has needs; she needs to hear how important she is to you every day, she needs you to be there when she calls for you, she needs to be romanced, she needs to know that you’ll be true to her and her alone, she needs to know that she can see a future together and plan for it.” offered Isaac.

“Holly crap, dude.” said Larry smiling slyly at Isaac “are you interested in her? Did you want to ask her out?”

“Shit no!” Isaac blurted “She’s not my type.”

“But you have her all figured out. You know her.” Larry said “Why the hell not?”

“Didn’t you hear me, man? She has needs!”